Take Me Out special: our favourite Paddy quotes
Single men everywhere can take comfort today knowing that if they really want a romantic encounter to remember, they can always apply to appear on Take Me Out. How could public humiliation in front of the nation's TV viewers, catty remarks from a team of highly-trained female character assassins and the cheesy retorts of today's most sleazy gameshow host fail to banish your Valentine's blues?
Here, to get you in the spirit of the speed dating show from hell, we've collected together a few prize quotes from Paddy to share on this most romantic of days.
Our Favourite Paddy CatchphrasesLet the whoopee see the cushion
Will our farmer boy harvest a honey?
Let the pineapple see the chunk (that one just scraped in for being so weird)
Let the bubble see the squeak
Let the belly see the button
Let the chimmi see the changa
No likey no lighty
Let the hanky see the panky
Let the bubble see the bath
Let the burger see the buns
Let the banana see the split
Let the toad see the hole
Let the treasure see the chest
Let the hokey see the pokey
Let the nut see the cracker
Let the blueberry see the muffin
Let the tutti see the fruitti
Let the lolly see the pop
Can you do better than Paddy and come up with a Paddyism of your own?