In just a few short weeks, supermarkets will run out of oversized round vegetables, Ann Summers will see a rush to their 'dress up' section, and children will knock on the door of their elderly next door neighbour in a frightening costume, and demand free stuff.
That's right people, it's Halloween.
If you haven't got your outfit sorted yet, we've got a few ideas.
Lady Gaga
Nip down to ASDA, pick up their cheap frying steaks and fashion it as a dress. Ta da! You're Lady Gaga. (OK, strictly speaking this is 2010, BUT it's still pretty scary).
Change your outfit constantly but subtly throughout the party, to confuse and anger everyone around you. Poke people.
Any cast member from The Only Way Is Essex
C'mon people, you know the drill by now - Fake tan, fake boobs, teeny little dog. This outfit can also double as a Big Brother or X Factor contestants.
Bella from Twilight
This one's fairly easy. Rock that autumn pale skin, stare longingly at your companion and look a bit sulky. If you're feeling creative, you could create a baby bump...*SPOILER ALERT* complete with baby vamp clawing their way out.Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
Find a bright pink wedding dress. Add a diamanté crown. Have a big knees up with your family and friends.
What's your Halloween outfit of choice this year?


