The Man Hunting Bra (or, how to scare men to their very core)

Ladies, that video is for the latest innovation in lingerie! The Man Hunting Bra! Because sometimes, the only way to get a man is to wear a bra that plays "Here comes the bride" and has a count down to your ideal wedding day. I kid you not. Sorry it's not in English. I'll have a guess at what the nice voiceover lady is saying.

"Are all of the good men gone? Are they all gay? Or married already? Then, sad pathetic woman in your twenties, your only option is the Man Hunting Bra. Men love it when single women bang on about weddings all day. Even more so when marriage is mentioned just moments before sex.

This Man Hunting Bra will do the talking for you! It'll count down until your ideal wedding date! Designed to look and feel like a wedding dress, you'll feel like the prettiest bride to be in the world! There's even a ring holder, and a pen for you to sign your life away!

Divorce lingerie sold separately."

I'm not sure what happens when the count down on this runs out. Does it explode? Is the woman now surplus to worldly requirements because she didn't get hitched and have lots of babies?

This isn't some crazy teeny company coming up with stupid ideas. The people behind this piece of crap garment are no other than Triumph. This is anything but a triumph, but it did make me giggle this morning.

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