HELLO.
Do you like GHOSTS? Do you like PINK? Do you like me TYPING IN CAPITALS LIKE THIS?
Well then, good news everyone - AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, the art of necromancy - that is, communing with the dead - has until now been a largely male-dominated arena. Look at, erm, Derek Acorah. I'm almost entirely positive that he's a man. And uh, that other guy. YOU KNOW. The one who's a barber but also a psychic. Him.
Anyway, NOW it turns out we girls can do it, too! Because Hasbro have brought out a special pink ouija board for girlies! They've probably added the suffx "ie" to the traditional alphabet layout of ouija boards, because everyone knows girlies like to add "ie" to the end of everything.
So follow us over the jumpie and let's have a little lookie at this pinkie ouija boardie thingo.
Sadly the ToysRUs page for the pink ouija board isn't working for me, but according to AV Club, this is the product description:
It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you'll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me?
And this is one of the customer reviews:
This is the cutest board. The fact that they made a Ouija specifically for a girl makes it perfect.. Board is sturdy and includes 80 cards of questions in case you get stuck asking any particular question.
So there you go. The pink ouija board. For girls. Like Spin the Bottle at a party, but without kissing and with figments of your imagination. And always, always, the pink. Hurrah!