Christian Bale! Do you kiss your grandmother with that potty mouth of yours, young man? If so, then you should go and sit in the nearest naughty corner immediately!
The internet has been buzzing today over a post on premier American snark site TMZ, which features Mr. Bale using some very choice language indeed on the set of "Terminator Salvation" a few months back.
Now, what on earth could he have been getting so shouty about? According to TMZ.com "a director of photography accidentally ruined a scene by walking onto the set. Bale lost it, screaming, yelling and threatening to quit if the bosses didn't fire the dude." Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Has he never heard of stress balls?
Perhaps the best part of this audio curse-word extravaganza is the truly magnificent amount of accents Bale manages to go through in such a short period of time. One minute he's Joe Pesci, the next he's channelling the Welsh valleys before riffing some public schoolboy style swears, and then he appears to be freestyling in some mildly offensive comedy Pakistani patois. All in all, it's a slice of deep-fried comedy gold.
Still, it's good to see the good people of the internet are already on the case, having given Bale the Youtube remix treatment in record time.
Seeing as Bale has previous form on the violence front, you can't help wondering what he's going to do to promote his next movie. Burn down an orphanage? Invoke Satan via the medium of interpretive dance? Attend anger management lessons?