Today's Bizarre Politician CD-Swap Watch (Yeah there's one daily...) comes courtesy of Holy Moly, who revealed that Obama has a copy of Lily Allen's first record, and that, here's the scoop, he was given it by David Cameron. I tend to reserve the top table of a personalised hell for DC regardless of his actions, but this is especially unfortunate, you know. Not because I hate Lily or anything (despite the constant ping pong of familial revelations - see 'Alfie did a poo in front of me'Gate) but hi, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
The idea of Obama in the car with Sacha and Malia chilling on the back seat, listening away happily to Lily's (two-good-songs MAX) first album, with all its bright and breezy mocknernay blandness, only to be confronted with that song about an ex-boyfriends diminutive penis with the weird quasi-rap revealing the pretence of her climactic moments...it's almost too much to bear. Why?
I can see him doing what my Dad always did whenever there was any swearing, mildly suggestive imagery or, and I never really got this one, tampon adverts (?!) on TV or the radio, and do an intense frown followed by either a swift channel change or very loud non-sequitor (usually in Welsh, don't see that happening with the 'Bama though.) The ladies at Just Sayin'.tv had a good LOL about Sex Scenes with 'Mom' (darling yanks) just last week - check it out.


