Merry Christmas! Happy Winterval! Joyeux Festivus! And so on.
So how's your day going? Were you half-cut at 11.30am? That new sweater a little itchy? Overdosed on snowballs and Aardman animations? Cabin fever setting in?
Well, peel yourself off the sofa and follow me on a journey through time and space, and beyond taste. We're well into my second week here on Dollymix, and I feel close enough now to share with you my top 10 embarrassing childhood celebrity crushes.
Just click on Michael Praed's beautiful face to start the gallery.
And if you're feeling a little bloated from all that turkey, don't worry. Just unbutton your fly! It's okay. No one on the internet can see.
Honest.
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Ah, lovely lovely Michael Praed - the original 1980s Robin of Sherwood. Wussy Jason Connery, who replaced him, leaped about gamely but there was really no competition. I mean, look at that face. Look at that mullet! He's still working now - lots of theatre, and still gorgeous, and completely charming to all the ladies of a certain age who gather outside the stage door to get him to sign their bows and arrows. Actually I'm not embarrassed by this particular crush at all. But do click on - it gets worse....
