Fact: I adore Kylie. But what did Danni Minogue do wrong? She's never really been embraced by a the British nation. In fact, after reading this piece in The Sun, I'd go as far to say that you lot just plain old don't like her.
Why? Read my top five reason why I prefer Kylie and have your say after the jump.
1. Let's be honest. This started waaaaaay back when Neighbours was still cool. Neighbours was always cooler than Home and Away. So Kylie's been winning since then. She'd also be able to fix your car if you broke down and that's pretty handy.
2. Your Disco Needs You! This is the best pop song in the whole world ever. Danni didn't sing this. I can't remember anything that Danni has ever sung.
3. Crocodile tears on X-Factor aren't really fooling anyone, are they? I'm also not too impressed with Danni's arrogance since she won the last series. It's not very classy is it?
4. Despite them both having very little facial movement, (seriously, how much Botox d'you think they've had between them?) Kylie still manages to look human. She always looks stunning. It's impossible to hate her. She looks so nice and lovely.
5. My very scientific poll (er...asking the guys in my office) proved that men would rather shag Kylie. Apparently "Danni has the face like the back of a spoon." In fact, not one picked Danni. :-( Still, you can't argue with scientific results like that.
Or can you? Have you say in the poll!
