Morning everyone! How was your weekend? Mine was spent playing Gay Bingo and eating roast dinner. Drag Queens, naked ladies and lots of shouting and cabaret is a great way to spend a Saturday night.
So, while I've been playing and drawing on people with bingo markers, what else has been going on in the world? Find out after the jump!
- Hairdryers at the gym will entice women to get fit. Teeheehee! That's frankly rubbish. A double shot gingerbread latte might work though.
- Gordon Ramsay and the missus are doing fine, despite rumours he's been playing away. When on earth would he have time? While opening his eleventy millionth restaurant? Not to worry, Coleen Nolan (wtf!) has given Tana a bit of advice. She'll be thrilled.
- Note to all people on jury duty: Facebook is not the place to decide if someone is guilty or not! You'd have thought that was fairly obvious, no? Besides, aren't you over Facebook yet?
- Beyonce is number 1 in the singles chart. Is it just me or is she losing her touch?
- The weather for this week? A bit "meh" to be honest. Gloves and coats all the way. But brighten things up a bit with some pink shoes - it's grey out there.