How were your weekends, readers? Mine was lovely, thanks for asking, apart from that shocka-horra X Factor result, which left me shouting into the tellybox, "Who is voting for you? WHOOO IS VOTING FOR YOUUUU?" Still, it is nice to see that almost everyone is basking in a bit of Cheryl love...
Speaking of Chezza, she gets the fancy Observer Profile treatment - and damn right too.
It's a lady-heavy new singles chart this week, with only Jack White, Guru Josh and some of the X Factor finalists making up the testosterone count in the top 10. And more Cheryl - Girls Aloud knock Pink off the top of the album charts.
Is there something a bit icky about this phrase - "Brad would have to be nuts not to love the milk-heavy curves that are straining through Angie's dress" - from the Sunday Times' Angelina interview?
Someone's bottled "the sacred scent of Cleopatra" - replacing the ox fat which would have made up the Egyptian queen's actual perfume with alcohol. Can't think why they didn't stick with the authentic version.
Jezebel gets optimistic about Barack Obama reversing the many wrongdoings of George W Bush.
BrandRossGate - snore - rumbles on. And on. And on...
And Beyonce for Wonder Woman? "It would be great," says she. She might have a point.
