The country has gone PC craaaaaaaaazy again. Nurses are banned from using terms like "dearie" and "hello love". It's disrespectful apparently. Blimey. If that's the case, can all cab drivers in London stop it as well? I love it when we all go PC crazy.
More news silliness after the jump.
- Kate Moss got pissed. Again. Y'know, I could write that EVERY DAY and it would still be true. Same goes for Amy Winehouse.
- Wonderful, sexy, wonderful, sexy, David Tennant had to use a REAL skull in Hamlet. That's horrid. I'm very creeped out by this.
- Dita Von Teese strips for German Playboy. It's a bit trashy, but she still looks stunning.
- Jourdan Dunn is named model of the year. Hooray for all that walking in a straight line! I'm not mocking, I fell over doing that in Charing Cross station this morning.
- The bans on happy hours are kicking in next week. Bugger. In that case, I'll have my own happy hour party tonight. Oi! Gordon Brown! Stop ruining my fun! Don't make me resort to Asda Smart price vodka. I'm not that kind of lady.
- Teacher gets told off at for being on Facebook during school time. The kids were probably busy texting each other anyway.
Wow, look it's nearly lunchtime. I'm off to annoy the people in Pret by being indecisive about salad.
