Reading the Metro in the morning is always good for a giggle, but now they want everyone to believe that women think foreplay is overrated. Now, don't get me wrong ladies, there's nothing wrong with a quick shag, but am I the only one thinking that this is utter bollocks?
Are you really all bored of foreplay?
This article just gives men an excuse not to bother with foreplay. (Although I can't imagine many men saying "But I read in Metro...") According to a university study (I bloody love university studies) 2'300 women said that men could do with brushing up their shagging technique and now Metro have turned that into women just wanting a quick shag.
No! Stop it! I'm not having this. Some of the boys I have spoken to today have asked me if this is true. (Yes, since looking after Dollymix, I'm the official oracle for all things ladylike apparently.) Am I the only one who thinks this is silly? Do you ladies just want a quickie? Is foreplay a waste of time? Would you rather get it over with so you can watch Eastenders?
As far as I can see, the only reason a girl would be bored with foreplay, is if a guy is doing it wrong. And that's a whole different issue altogether.
As I'm not getting laid at the moment, tell me what you think in the comments. I'm nosy like that.
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