There are plenty of reasons to avoid the free papers distributed around the urban metropolis... not least that they're owned by the fearmongering right. Anyway, here are a few things rubbing The F Word the wrong way.
Eating junk while pregnant may increase the risk of miscarriage according to The Sun, and if you're trying for a baby you might want to consider acupuncture too.
In civil partnership news, former Blue Peter presenter Mark Curry has married his partner of ten years in a civil ceremony.
Oh and Cyndi Lauper's done a fake (hopefully) infomercial where she plays the trombone. It is not very good.
