This. Actually. Happens. The problem I have with this (although possibly not the only problem) is the way car-humping can be called 'having sex with'. I mean, did the car consent? And where do you put it? There aren't many orifices on a car. You could try ramming it through the radiator grille but I don't think it'd be worth it in the long run. Something funny's going on, though... this chap (pictured) reckons he's done it with 1000 cars. Maybe he was just locked in the parking lot of a car ferry overnight and couldn't sleep.
And this stuff is all over the web! Here's a very strange erotic story about a man having sex with a car by, you know, poking it up the exhaust pipe - but the pictures of car spoilers all over that site are even more disturbing. I'm sure it's possible for women to, you know, with cars as well if they put their mind to it. Have you ever been drunk enough to try to have sex with a truck? This guy has...
