Why, it's a voice-activated vibrator of course! It might be fun I suppose, to squeal things like 'faster', 'slower', 'harder', 'you're so big' and anything else you wouldn't normally say to your sexual partner at this piece of purple hardware. Or it might be a little bit too close to pretending the thing you're using to get yourself off with is an actual guy. Who knows? As the website tantalisingly offers - you can "be the first to review this product". (This product? I hope they have more than one...)
And hey, don't thank me, thank Daily Bedpost, who are always on the money about these things.
