Oh we won't actually make it up though, of course we won't! Ladies: your house and home news from the internet today:
Kirtsy alerts us to the fact that the Sleepless in Seattle houseboat is for sale.
- and if you thought salvage yard shabby chic and mobile homes couldn't mix, you obviously haven't looked at this one yet. So rectify that immediately.
Everyone's talking about a house built on a rock in Rhode Island, called - wonderfully - 'Clingstone'...
Construction us underway on Ikea's flat-pack homes. Seriously. You might want to put the back seats down for this one.
While over on Shine, a very pretty house gets a photoshoot for their site.