Dear Sugar has top tips for talking dirty in bed, and some of this wisdom can be transferred usefully to everyday life, too. Eg "If you're shy at first, don't feel like you have to shout".
Don't bother trying to drop the baby weight in a week says hilarious, brilliant, and insanely baby-obsessed bore Zoe Williams. "Everybody goes on about losing weight when you breastfeed; health visitors, magazines, Posh Spice. You don't hear many actual breastfeeders going on about it, though, which is because it is not true."
And since it's Friday - ha ha! Look! Cats who look like they're driving tanks and shit!
