The Sun can always be relied upon for a solid headline pun, and this story is no exception. (For those of you who can't bear to look, it's "KYLIE MIN-OLD", I mean honestly. It doesn't even rhyme!) The gist is that Ms Minogue has had the nerve to suggest she might still be entertaining crowds at 60.
However, the red-top seems relieved to hear that although Kylie might be performing until she keels over, at least she won't be dressing up so extravagantly forever: "The showgirl and the feathers are behind me." But we have to ask: why should she stop? She's having a great time... isn't she? Tina Turner does alright in a pair of stout hotpants - but then Tina has a belting voice - something which can't quite be said for robo-toned Kylie. What's a Kylie without extravagance? And should she grow old gracefully or keep spinning around forever?
