1. The recent spate of films about teen girls and older men opens up a whole world of opportunities for mischief-minded teenaged girls. How badly do you wish you were 16 again, so you could invite older male acquaintances round and make them sit uncomfortably on the sofa next to you while you watch Juno, Hard Candy, American Beauty, Leon, etc...
2. GCSEs are easier these days. Ha ha!
3. A veritable cornucopia of alcopops to choose from.
4. The new wave roller disco.
5. Heelies.
...and 5 reasons to be glad you're not a teen anymore.
1. "Teenage girls feel under increasing pressure from magazines and websites to live up to material and sexual ideals, leaving them vulnerable and unhappy, according to research".
2. Statistically, you're likely to be obese. (Related: PE lessons)
3. You might be on Ronnie Wood's list.
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4. We had Prince William and Harry to imagine we might marry one day. Who have today's teens got? Beatrice? I mean - lovely girl, but really?
5. Bebo.
Anyone got any more?
