The Vatican vows to excommunicate women priests (and the Bishops who ordain them). [The Broadsheet]
The fashion world mourns a visionary as Yves Saint Laurent dies aged 71 [Catwalk Queen]
It wasn't all down to 'cycling and healthy eating' after all. Fern Britton had gastric bypass surgery to lose weight. Witness my 'unsurprised' face. [Telegraph]
New research suggests 'bottling it up' really can ease trauma. Generations of 'stiff upper lip' Brits can now sleep soundly. [BBC Health]
Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe moment is ruined by her Spanx. Well, at least she's wearing underwear this time. [Daily Mail]