Ideal penis for sexual purposes: 7-inch long, 7-inch round

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I defy anyone to look at this chart and not want to grab the nearest obliging man, tape measure in hand. It appeals to both my scientific side and my 'always on the lookout for great sex' side. And it looks like a pretty technical chart, right up until you read the key, the colours corresponding to ideal, very satisfying, satisfying, enjoyable and "not satisfying: too small in length and girth, or too big in length and girth, or any freaky combination of small and big". At this point, it descends into the kind of non-scientific conversation I generally have with mates after a night of cocktails.

Having examined it for the sake of science, I hold a certain amount of sympathy for the men. Having been told 'it's not the size, it's what you do with it' by kindly women across the world for years, we've left them with just an inch length-ways and half an inch girth as margin for error, if they want to fall into the 'perfect' category. And that doesn't even take into consideration other factors like body odour, saliva levels and questionable chat during the act...

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Dave
June 25th, 2009, at 7:14am

I couldn't agree with your findings more. That's exactly my size and, if I say so myself, I rarely left a woman without a smile on their face. I always liked to call my measurements godlike, 7.25x7. Now, if the rest of me had looked like my dick, I would have really been something.

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Mark
March 08th, 2011, at 6:37am

I have a six inch long penis,5 inches in girth, with a slight curve to the left. Ladies please tell me honestly how well or unwell you would enjoy the feeling of my penetration from 1 to 10?

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Getrilyo
March 28th, 2011, at 11:36am

7" x 7"?! A seven inch long penis with a circumference of 7 inches? Ahahahaha! Who are you freakin' lying to? Ya' damned self? I have a rolling pin in the kitchen that's 6 inches around and that would be too much for 98% of chicks. There must be a lot of loose coochie hoes out there who could drop a baby on the trail and keep on-a marchin'! Average penis length is under 6 inches long and under 5 inches around. Get fuckin' real. Maybe >1% of men have dimensions of 7" x 7". I'm 7.5" x 5.5" and have been with countless chicks of practically every race in my life and out of dozens maybe only 2-3 could handle me without yelpin' like a stuck pig when I let loose. This "scientific chart" is nothing but bogus research done for a penis enlargement site. You doltish muh-fuckas are hilarious!

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Getrilyo
March 28th, 2011, at 11:38am

7" x 7"?! A seven inch long penis with a circumference of 7 inches? Ahahahaha! Who are you freakin' lying to? Ya' damned self? I have a rolling pin in the kitchen that's 6 inches around and that would be too much for 98% of chicks. There must be a lot of loose coochie hoes out there who could drop a baby on the trail and keep on-a marchin'! Average penis length is under 6 inches long and under 5 inches around. Get fuckin' real. Maybe >1% of men have dimensions of 7" x 7". I'm 7.5" x 5.5" and have been with countless chicks of practically every race and out of dozens maybe only 2-3 could handle me without yelpin' like a stuck pig when I let loose. This "scientific chart" is nothing but bogus research done for a penis enlargement site. You doltish muh-fuckas are hilarious!

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AB
April 30th, 2011, at 4:02pm

I have 7.3 long 7 inch wide at (widest point)and i can assure you my gf loves it. And she is fit and small. The chart is very true in my opinion and from my experiences.

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