Cate Blanchett persuades the Australian Prime Minister not to censor an art exhibition that includes nude images of children. He's still not convinced. [IMDB]
Forget nannies. What you really want is a 'manny'. Erm, didn't they see that Freddie Prinze Jr episode of Friends? [The Telegraph]
Don't watch Big Brother this year. Read the Available For Panto twitter instead. It'll allow you to join in those inevitable Big Brother conversations without actually having to deal with the housemates. [Panto]
Would you give money to a man who masturbates in front of magazine reporters, conducts meetings in a thong and asks his staff for pictures of them in their underwear? Erm, if you shop at American Apparel, you already are. [Brandish]
