Nothing takes the edge off an orgasm quite as much as concerns over the imminent demise of the planet. Well, now you needn't spoil that special "me" time thanks to Blissbox Toys, which produces "finely crafted Eco-Dildos" for all your green self-pleasuring needs.
The Eco-Dildos are hand crafted from wood, and they really are rather nice to look at (especially the wooden "plug"). They are based on ancient, 30,000 year-old handmade dildos, which means your orgasm will be a whole lot closer to nature. Or something.
I like that the press release manages to throw in concerns over oil prices. What?! You mean that when the earth's natural reserves of oil have been used up there will be NO MORE DILDOS?! Holy crap, no one thought to tell us this. If we'd have known we would have been making a lot more fuss. I for one am going to start stockpiling plastic in the hopes of supplying much needed resources to the sex toys industry.
But, thankfully, with Eco-Dildos you can rest easy because they're made from natural and sustainable materials "so your pleasure will never end". And for every dildo you buy, Blissbox Toys will plant a bush (ho ho) with your own personalised certificate.
£39.95 from Blissbox Toys
