While cruising around Boots.com to find an oil-free moisturizer with SPF (harder than you'd imagine) I came across this product: Bliss' FatGirlSlim cellulite cream. Firstly, I get the whole Fat Boy Slim pun. Hardy-har. However, the title pisses me off. Firstly - cellulite creams are ridiculous. Secondly - what girl is going to want to buy a product with the words Fat Girl on them? FatGirlSlim's oh-so-clever description reads:
"A certain very slender 'somebody' recently said that in her opinion, the only topical treatment that was successful at fighting her own fat was caffeine.
Introducing fatgirlslim...[a lotion that] features QuSome encapsulated caffeine molecules for quick and targeted delivery of the skin-slimming stuff of choice of supermodels, spokespeople, and other celebs."
Even better? It'll cost you £28. You have got to be kidding, Bliss.
