-You don't want to mess with JK Rowling. Seriously. You just don't. The famed children's author is suing the folks that want to write the 400-page Harry Potter Lexicon, an A-Z guide derived from a fan website. In court today Rowling tugged everyone's heartstrings by saying,"These characters meant so much to me, and continue to mean so much to me, over such a long period of time. It's very difficult for someone who is not a writer to understand. The closest I can come is to say to someone, 'How do you feel about your child?'" Word. [Perez Hilton]
-Have you ever wondered if your office is making you fat? Between the leaving do champagne, over-time takeaways and meeting donuts, it's a wonder we're not all buying new jeans every month. However, if you're unsure if your workplace is making you fat, apparently an online quiz can solve that problem for you. Ya know, because you couldn't figure it out on your own. [iVillage]
-Is Ashlee Simpson pregnant? It's a shame that just because she's suddenly getting married everyone just assumes that she's knocked up, but the internet is freaking out over it. Is she? Isn't she? Apparently Pete has denied the rumours, but, you never know. It's driving everyone insane. THEY NEED TO KNOW AND THEY NEED TO KNOW NOW. [Heat]
-For those of you who aren't aware, word on the street is that Paris Hilton is sort of a bitch. I know, it came as a shock to me at first, but, apparenlty the spoiled brat has something of an attitude problem and is - get this- catty?! Miss Hilton thought it'd be cool to slam her ex BFF, Kim Kardashian's ass by calling it "gross" and that "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag". But it's cool. She called Kim afterward to apologise, the dear. [TMZ]
