Bad news for wannabe homeowners: the drop in house prices is unlikely to make them more affordable, according to Bank of England policy maker, Kate Barker. [Reuters]
Rumours are rife that Lily Allen is doing the dirty with her housemate, producer Robertson Furze. [Startrip]
Male Idaho senate candidate has changed his name to "Pro-Life" so that he can appear on the ballot that way. Except that he didn't do it in time. Oh, how I wish this were an early April Fool. [Bread & Roses]
Exciting news about Celine Dion (with photos!!!!) after the jump
Anyone for whom life has been a cold and empty pit of despair after discovering that Celine Dion had failed to remove unsightly leg hair at a recent gig will be pleased to hear that she was smooth all over when she appeared on stage yesterday... Well, maybe not *all* over. I can't vouch for her particulars, I'm afraid.[Defamer.Au]