If you were one of the unfortunate people that chose to sit through another installment of Pot Psychology on Jezebel where Slut Machine smokes weed and then gives other people advice. However, she's not just giving relationship advice, oh no. She's talking about *sensitive* issues, like using an enema before anal sex ("All the times that I've done anal, I've done coke first, and that usually helps me shit.") and having a low sex drive whilst you're on the pill and anti depressants ("There are other forms of birth control...but I haven't been pregnant in a long time...the last time I was pregnant I was on the pill...") and you feel like your brain has melted, please enjoy the wise words of Natalie Portman. Natalie spoke to Elle about the US election and had this to say about Hillary Clinton,
"A lot of the stuff people say about her, I hear it and my stomach falls because it's so sexist. You ask people why they don't like her and it's because her husband cheated on her! That was obviously not her choice. She's so much more polished and experienced than anyone else."
"Last night, a friend, a social worker in L.A. who works with underprivileged kids, was saying how these girls who have never been interested in politics before are so excited that a woman might be president. I mean, look how many women are in government...Hillary's one of, what, [a handful of] female senators?"
[via Perez Hilton]
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