I'm having another, crazy out of body experience again. Remember back when Ann Coulter said that if it was between McCain and Hillary Clinton, she would vote Clinton? Well, the crazy ass is at it again. This time she's written a letter endorsing Hillary Clinton, and asking Barack Obama to STEP DOWN! *gasp!* It's insane, just take for instance this sentence: "Our brave Hillary soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island Tuesday night." Oh no she didn't! I can't believe she called him B HUSSEIN Obama? Who the hell does that? But aside from that incredible insult, try this on for size. Not only does she tell Hilary that she has to divorce Bill Clinton, but that it would be *classy* if Obama steps down.
"The percentage of registered voters who would rather disembowel themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has just slipped below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary! If you want to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next to those four harpies, you seem almost agreeable."
"Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)"
You can read the entire (very, very long) letter here, but be warned. It's not pretty. It's hideous in fact, and it will probably (definitely) cause you to black out. Just sayin'.
