Tobsha Learner has an article in The Times today, explaining on How To Undress For Sex. I was unaware that this was a problem that needed tackling, but apparently there are many different techniques on gettin' neked. Learner teaches us how to undress a man who is, naturally, wearing the whole shebang for a "black tie" event. Personally, I've never been in a situation where I needed to know how to elegantly and erotically undress a man in a three piece suit, but, again, from what Learner tells us, this is very important to learn.
Admittedly I couldn't even read the whole article as I started nodding off somewhere around being told how to untie a knot, and that this act should be "choreographed into a lingering caress of silk against starched cotton" and to "maintain eye contact" whilst doing so. How is a man or women suppose to maintain a realistic level of arousal while worrying about if they're UNDRESSING THEIR PARTNER THE RIGHT WAY. My advice? Get whoever you want plan on having sex with that night so unbelievably drunk that neither one of you will notice or care if someones fumbling about trying to correctly untie someones shoe.
