Hit movie Juno to become a video game, although we can't figure out why

Now, it's no secret that we l-o-v-e the movie Juno, its screenwriter and its stars, but this is just too much.

Apparently during a panel at the D.I.C.E. Summit in Las Vegas, an "intellectual-property migration specialist" (whatever the hell that is) Keith Boesky said that: "People are making a game based on Juno just to cater to the [casual] market." I don't know if you've seen Juno or not, but just looking at the movie poster, what could they possibly make a video game out of? While there is absolutely no information out there on what the game could be about, I'm just going to make something up.

Here's what I could come up with..

-A Wii game in which you help Juno chug as many bottles of Sunny Delight as she can whilst trying not to get run over by Michael Cera and his track team.

-A Dance Dance Revolution game where you help a pregnant Juno create a dance routine to an array of Mouldy Peaches songs.

-An "Animal Crossing" type game for your pink DS Lite where you can choose which dialog would be best for Juno to tell her parents she's pregnant. For example, you chose something like: "Dudes, like, I totally just got sperminated by my homie Bleeker. For realizies, yo." Or you choose something more eloquent like, "I've gotten myself impregnated by the likes of my best friend Polly Bleeker. But not to worry, I'm giving it up for adoption to a lovely couple I found in the Penny Saver."

Ideas anyone?

[via Joystiq.com]

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