
Dear Everyone (especially The Defamer, Jeffrey Wells and Michael Musto)
Why the hell do you care about Ellen Page's sexuality? Does it matter? Seriously. Between your obsession with the non-surfacing of the non-naked photos of Diablo Cody, or trying to figure out who Ellen Page gets off with, have you nothing else to think about? This is why things are so hard for women in film, and in Hollywood: you all are perverts who can't see past a pair of tits. And if the pair of tits aren't out there enough for you, you place bets on if she's a lesbian or not. Get a life.
xoxo,
Cate
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