I've come to the conclusion that tabloid journalists are so bored by tennis that they can't be bothered to write about anything other than their tits, knickers or outfits. Take for example, Tamira Paszek at the Australian Open. The Daily Mail couldn't just talk about her getting knocked out in the first round, oh no.
"While Austria's second-ranked female tennis player stumbled out of the Australian Open in just the first round, her choice of tennis attire meant she is certain to live on in the memories of those present for some time."
"In the baking Australian heat Paszek, ranked 35 in the world, revealed rather more than just a stunning backhand in a flimsy vest that would have left many venerable members of Wimbledon members choking on their strawberries."
Look, girlfriend does look as though she's in dire need of a trip to Bravissimo, but they don't deserve their own headline.
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