Tis the season to buy a bunch of people you don't like gifts, and send acquaintances you hardly care about pointless greeting cards. Now, I'm all about the ecard, as I can't be bothered to waddle myself down to the post office and get stamps and all that jazz. However, I've compiled a little list of both real paper cards to send to those you care least about, or some killer electronic ones. Enjoy!
For that friend you really hate and are a bitch to, but they just think you're joking:
This lovely ecard is from the one and only Someecards.com, where they have a card for every awkward occasion imaginable.
For more snarky Christmas cards, make the jump!
For your partner who is steadily gaining weight, and you just can't seem to tell him/her any other way...
From the lovely Carol Dee Designs, this little gem will surely make your partner think either:
a) She's right. I don't really need that 6th slice of mince pie...
or
b) I should really start looking into getting a gym membership. (And a new girlfriend.)
For your family members that you still haven't forgiven for not supporting your elopement earlier this year. You can't not not send them a card, but then again, you don't really need to be nice, either.
Yet another amazing card from Carol Dee Designs. I love this card because it just screams of, "I sent you to this because I had to. Not because I like you."
To your friends that keep sending you pictures of your children on every and any occasion.
This customizable Christmas greeting card is from lilsproutgreetings on Etsy, and I highly recommend you take photos of yourself doing mundane, everyday things, and putting them on this card. (With a Santa hat of course, gotta make it festive.) We'll see how much they like it. So what if little Jimmy goes to school? You go to work! And learning to use the potty? You did that like 26 years ago! Good for him!
