Now, I've been pissed off at boyfriends before. I may have thrown a few things (not at them, of course) and ripped the blankets off the bed and sat on the floor crying and screaming. (You know, just your normal, every day, mentally stable behavior.) However, the one thing I would never do, is put dog shit in my partner's curry, no matter how mad I was. But, Jill Martin, aged 47, suspected that her husband was cheating on her, and therefore thought it was a good idea to put some dog crap in his curry dinner. Apparently she "burst out laughing when her husband started eating and confessed what she had done" - right before her flying monkeys appeared and they stole Dorothy's ruby slippers.
Her lawyer defended her actions claiming, "This is a situation that Mrs Martin over a period of years felt undermined by her partner and had very low self-esteem. She thought her partner was having a relationship elsewhere and really things went from bad to worse." Ah yes, the old "I-have-low-self-esteem-and-that's-why-I-put-dog-shit-in-your-curry" excuse...
[via The Sun]
