Like Laura, Cate tried out the new iStylista website. What did she think of it? Her review of the site will shock you! (Probably not at all.)
After peering over Laura's shoulder and seeing her puzzling over whether she has an hourglass or pear shaped figure, I knew whatever website she was looking at was something I wanted to be a part of.
When I finally signed up and answered the usual boring questions, I had to then decide what shape my face was and found that no matter how "oval" my face really may be, I wanted desperately to be a "heart" or "diamond" because IT JUST SOUNDS BETTER. After thinking about whether my eyes were "blue gray" or if my skin was "pale" or "pink" I was then forced to do the whole, "Please tick off what your 'problem areas' are." Now, while I know that my body may not look "ideal" by society's fucked up standards, I tend not to think of my curves as "problem areas". I don't really stand in the mirror and go, "Ah yes, the fact that I have a 'long body with short legs' is a 'problem'."
As Laura mentioned, there were ridiculous problems like "pregnant" and "long neck" to choose from, but the best bit was that you HAD to pick THREE problems. Not two, not none, THREE. iStylista sent me a "Fashion Diva Guide" document that gave me a "taster" of all the splendid advice Istylista could offer me. The good news? Apparently I should be wearing LYCRA.
Your aim here is to accentuate your
nipped-in waist by dressing cleverly to
draw attention to this area. Wearing Lycra
or tighter fitting items on top will show off
your curves to others' distraction.
Yes. I'm sure my 32FF boobs will definitely look best in a Lycra top. Thanks for the brilliant advice, iStylista.
