Take the Dollymix poll: How many times a week do you have special *alone time*?

As previously mentioned, English women are said to masturbate twice a week, while Scottish and Welsh women are said to only do it once a week. The survey doesn't cover the masturbation habits of us lowly American folk (I'm American, I can say that.) but I'm going to guess that they're, on average, about the same. However, I'm curious to see if their survey was actually correct. So, pray tell, how many times a week do you, well, you know...