doris-stone-hand-veins-befo.jpgCan you imagine getting the veins on the back of your hands removed so that you can have hands that look like they "belonged to a 30-year-old"? Yeah, me neither. The Daily Mail shares with us the story of three women's tragic vein woe. Vein-hater Jeannette McPhail explained that she wanted the surgery because her hands "looked like they belong to a 100-year-old woman, not someone almost half that age." Likewise, after separating from her husband, 51-year-old Rachel Brooks said that when she got back in the dating scene, she realized that her "hands are on show all the time and I'd love them to look attractive for men".

Yeah, I'd like my hands to look more attractive to men, too. I can't tell you how many men think that old looking hands are a deal-breaker for them in relationships. I definitely recommend that all of you get the visible veins in your hands removed immediately, regardless of your age.

I'm kidding. Please don't.