No, Hollywood have not released a Snakes on a Plane style film where Samuel L. Jackson smashes sinister but well-intentioned dining plates that send subliminally miraculous weight-loss messages to diners the world over.
Belly Acres, however, are now selling thinspirational, sorry, motivational plates for when you need to kick yourself that little bit harder after a really lovely dinner. Witty mugs about 'starting the diet tomorrow' and the joys of chocoholism are just as bad - but those plates are just nasty!
[via Jezebel]