Hey, you know what makes selling products to help women momentarily "fix" their self esteem issues cool? Giving them precious names, pink packages, and funny taglines, that's what! Her Look Enterprises has come up with some doozies:
Cupcake Cleavage: plastic inserts to increase your cleavage that "are all about PUSH UP POWER, and generally are put below the breasts for oomph"!
Takeouts: declaring to be "grope tested" these soft bra inserts are apparently perfect for "a little pick-me-up" and add a full cup size to your bust line.
Lowbeams: adhesive nipple covers that put you "back in the driver's seat, free from the glaring side effects of blasts of cold air". Her Look Enterprises encourages you to wear them everywhere, even while running...
While these all may sound like just innocent ways to give you a "pick-me-up", the message behind all these products is that you need bigger boobs to feel better about yourself, and that the way you are naturally, including your nipples, is wrong and needs fixing. Why should you be ashamed of your nipples being hard? Christ, it happens.
What do you think Yay or Nay?