It's never easy to finish a relationship, and here's my list of the top five ways to make that separation ever so much harder. Each one has been sourced from a real life experience (though thankfully not all mine).
Number 1: It's not you, it's me
A.K.A The cop out, or Ziggy's fabulous break up with Chanelle. Best when followed with a list of reasons why it is you, not them.
Number 2: Welcome to Dumpsville
A.K.A The Juvenile break up, best with teenage acne and an overdose of hormones, plus a couple JackAss movies.
Number 3: We want different things right now
Translation: I want to sleep with your sister and it's just not going to happen is it?
Number 4: We need to talk
Strictly not a dumping line, but we know what this always leads to right? It's either the ring on the finger, or hello divorce courts.
Number 5: You never have time for me anymore..
Uh oh, this guys trying to mind psych you, and make it all your fault that he wants to break up. You're better off without him m'lovelies.
