Apparently the perfect breasts have a nipple that's "45% from the top"

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Good news girls, your nipples may be too low! According to popular plastic surgeon Patrick Mallucci, he has discovered the "perfect breast": "The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top." Mallucci also claims that model Caprice has the best celebrity rack, and that Victoria Beckham has the worst.

How did he come to this conclusion? Mallucci claims,"I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive." That poor man! How did he ever manage??

[via The Daily Mail]
[images via Getty]

Apparently the perfect breasts have a nipple that's "45% from the top" - Comments

  • Annette

    "I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is all.

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