I found this little gem on Over Heard In New York, and when I eventually stopped laughing, it became really concerning. Firstly, why is there semen in her lotion? Secondly, why does she think she can get pregnant through her blood stream?
Chick: I'm kinda concerned about this lotion I started using. It contains semen.
Dude: Ew... But so what?
Chick: Well, I think that it could make me pregnant. Like, the sperm could seep through my pores and then swim through my blood...
Dude: But your pores don't have fallopian tubes...
Chick: But what if? I bet if I got pregnant, it would be, like, the devil's baby.
Dude: Yeah, and you probably can't abort the devil's baby.
--116th & Broadway
Overheard by: Kate