Hide your dirty femininity at the beach with Wholesome Wear bathing suits!

Do you know what's really offensive? Women's shoulders. And their knees. Ooo! And their "dirty pillows". This is why I am so glad that there are finally some wholesome bathing suits out there for us more conservative folk. Wholesome Wear bathing suits come in three different snazzy styles so you can enjoy the sun and the beach without distracting the men around you with your voluptuous arm pits, and shaming your family with your naked collar bones.
Wholesome Wear describe their products as "swimwear that highlights the face, rather than the body" and includes an "undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face". Gee! I think I'll have to buy two; how could I possibly choose between the Culotte and Slimming Swimmer?
[via Perez Hilton]













Personally, I don't see what's so insulting about it. I don't know what the history of the company is, politically speaking, so I can't say whether I would support the company or not. But what's wrong with women wearing more modest clothing at the beach or pool? Nobody is forcing women to wear it, but if a woman doesn't feel comfortable showing her body off, what's the harm?
Posted by: Megan | August 8, 2007 5:32 PM