Why Jacqui Smith should apparently be wearing turtlenecks & Dramatic Chipmunks

-Apparently Jacqui Smith isn't allowed to show a bit of cleavage. There's a bit of a "Storm in a D-cup" brewing, and I'm just left to wonder if she should just wear a turtleneck from now on. Or a potato sack. Or just stop having breasts so she'll stop being so gosh darn provocative and distracting those poor men! [The F Word]

-If you've never seen The Dramatic Chipmunk video, you must watch it now. Over, and over, and over again. [Shiny Shiny]

-Captain Jack Sparrow (or my favorite, Captain Morgan) can now be yours! And small enough to fit in your handbag! (Or treasure chest.) [Crafty Crafty]

-What do "Pete Doherty cheating on Kate Moss", "Emma Watson", and "Dior Haute Couture" have in common? They're either hot or not, accoriding to Catwalk Queen. I'm guessing you'll agree that Pete Doherty is not hot. [Catwalk Queen]

john

I must say that I think the very ample bosom of Jacqui Smith displayed in the house of commons, while standing at the dispatch box was a real eye opener. I think Mrs Smith is perfectly suited to the role of home secretary and any mistakes that are made while she is in the cabinet may be overlooked, as I certainly will be focussing on her two best assets! I think Jacqui has great dress sense and a great pair of boobs!

rilly super

I think showing a bit of boob whilst talking about those bombs is one in the eye for those fundamentalist types cupcate, and I think a bit of a 'Janet jackson' at the disppatch box wouldn't go amiss at all in stating the western values we're defending...