Apparently Girls Aloud have suddenly morphed into therapists, child development experts, and career managers. The Girls told Star magazine that they could help Britney Spears get her life back together in four weeks. Just four weeks! Cheryl Tweedy says, "'Britney's got it all. She just needs to grow her hair back – and she is on the way."
Sarah Harding is convinced she knows how to help Britney: "'I feel she should have had the right people around her from the start, people who could have helped her before it all happened." Yup! Because depression and/or addiction, poor parenting, and poor lifestyle choices can definitely be fixed with hair extensions and the advice of five chicks in mini-skirts.
[via The Metro]
