Shooting poison into your face and stuffing foreign objects into your breasts has never been easier! The home shopping company Grattan has teamed up with cosmetic surgery group Transform to add Botox into its latest catalog. Can you imagine?" Hmmm, okay. I think I'll order an electric kettle, a shot of Botox, and bar of monogrammed lavender soap!" The Which? health adviser condemns the idea, saying,"It is making treatments seem relatively easy and very trivial when it is a serious decision. It is pushing treatments as something as easy to buy as a new pair of shoes or a skirt."
But, it you're not willing to buy plastic surgery in the mail, you might still be willing to get a boob job on your lunch hour. Apparently a "fast track" breast enhancement surgery is being introduced in -where else- California, and will be in Europe by next year. The procedure is called Celution, which involves injecting a "supercharged" fatty mixture into the breast tissue, and takes just under an hour. And maybe if you're lucky, you'll still have time to hit the gym and pound down a litre of Evian before heading back to the office!
It's this sort of story that makes me feel like I'm losing faith in humanity.
