This afternoon, a GLORIOUS judge sent Paris Hilton back to jail to serve the rest of her 45 day sentence. The Associated Press has written probably the most entertaining story depicting Paris' time in the courtroom. It simply oozes with possibly sarcastic melodrama: "She cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, 'I love you'." My god, it's practically a scene out of As The World Turns. ("Tell Tinkerbell I love her! I'll never forget her! DON'T FORGET ME!!! Goodbye CRUEL WORLD!!")
When the verdict was read, Paris was lead out of the courtroom "screaming and crying", letting out a blood curdling plea of: "It’s not right!" and like any broken woman looked for the comfort of her mother, calling out "MOM!!" as the took her away.
I would have paid £1million to be in that courtroom. Justice is served! Sweet, sweet justice.


