Justice is served: Paris Hilton sent screaming and crying back to jail

WaaAAAaaaaAaaAAAaaahhhhhhThis afternoon, a GLORIOUS judge sent Paris Hilton back to jail to serve the rest of her 45 day sentence. The Associated Press has written probably the most entertaining story depicting Paris' time in the courtroom. It simply oozes with possibly sarcastic melodrama: "She cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, 'I love you'." My god, it's practically a scene out of As The World Turns. ("Tell Tinkerbell I love her! I'll never forget her! DON'T FORGET ME!!! Goodbye CRUEL WORLD!!")

When the verdict was read, Paris was lead out of the courtroom "screaming and crying", letting out a blood curdling plea of: "It’s not right!" and like any broken woman looked for the comfort of her mother, calling out "MOM!!" as the took her away.

I would have paid £1million to be in that courtroom. Justice is served! Sweet, sweet justice.

Justice is served: Paris Hilton sent screaming and crying back to jail - Comments

  • Jared

    Ok thats good. One Celebrity down and a million to go. Can anybody tell me why R. Kelly is not serving a 20 year sentence. ITS ON VIDEO. my god.

  • Anthony

    I dont blame the sheriff for letting her out the first time...she probably sucked him off...i'd let her do the same thing to me ;}

  • Per

    oh noes ! i have to sit in a cell by myself for 1 month ... getting special treatment in jail with a single bunkbed cell thats about twice the size of a regular 2 bunkbed cell ... ooh

    letting her out was a serious glitch...

    if shes so f***ed up , she can get her help IN prison. Seems like she tried the old, whine and cry and nag until they give in spoiled brat thing. It worked the first time ...thats the scary bit.

    Just underlines the fact that the ones that scream the loudest gets the most attention and get their way, and with her celeb status its even more probable that she will be heard. I so hate the screaming attentionwhores... they get first serving and first priorities because theyre a bunch of nasty narcissistic egomaniacs.

    Do the time and shut up Paris.

  • Mitch

    She is also a complete and utter munter.

  • Tammy

    I think Paris Hilton should stay in jail for about a year because I do not think it is fair that us regular humans get up to a year for driving under the influence and she only get a few weeks thats no fair because we are all the same. She is nothing more than us just cause she has money. Like they say MONENY TALKS BULLSHIT WALKS. She is a big spoiled brat she deserves everything that happens to her just cause she has money she should not think she could still break the law. The law should be followed by everyone reguardless of who you are.

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