-Paris is out of jail, Lindsay's still in rehab, but who the hell cares about all that when Rosie O'Donnell has turned down the opportunity to fill Bob Barker's shoes on The Price Is Right!?!? [CNN]
-Good news, everyone! College Humor has found "America's Hottest College Girl"! Her name is Amber S. and she's, like, totally excited to have won the $10,000 prize, which she says she'll put towards student loans. (Or cocktails...or maybe a new nose....or, hmm....) [NY Mag]
-Would you bring your baby to Glastonbury? [BBC News]
-Did Amy Winehouse cut her arm in a photo shoot and scratch a "love-note" to her husband on her tummy? I hope not. [Perez Hilton]


