boost.JPGYou'd think most men would be happy with a long-lasting erection, however, New Yorker Christopher Woods (yes, woods) is suing over just that. Woods is suing the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG, the makers of the nutrition drink Boost, claiming that the drink caused him wake up in the morning with "an erection that would not subside". Woods also claims that his eternal erection of the spotless minds ended up causing him to have an implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another. However, Woods' penis woes didn't end there, as he later ended up having a problem that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, which is a way of closing blood vessels. No word yet on if it was the chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry Boost that gave Woods his wood.