-I guess "visible arm veins" are sooo not in right now. Apparently Angelina Jolie's blood carrying fashion-faux-pas are "not hot". I'm sorry, but if Angelina Jolie isn't hot enough, we're all f*cked. [Jezebel]
-John Edwards likes to talk about freeing the world from poverty...but he'll be damned if he talks about it for free. That'll be 55,000 big ones, thank you. [Fox News]
-Keira Knightley is huge. Massive, in fact: "I’m twice the size — height and everything — of most other girls going in to see the director for a part." I'm sorry, but if Keira Knightly is huge, we're all f*cked. [Pop Tarts]
-Apparently a small dose of Viagra helped hamsters recover more quickly from “jet lag". Why hamsters were jet lagged, I'm not sure. There must have a been a cage wheel convention in Vegas or something. (But more importantly, why were they given VIAGRA?) [Fox News]


